Bianca, I out loud screamed when Tobias kissed Rachel. I specifically remember reading some of these books in 2002/3 for the first time so I have easily waited almost two goddamn decades to see my children SMOOCH.
Also I 100% would also completely desecrate a yeerk’s sanity with Shakespeare OR Hemingway’s entire short story collection. They would crawl out of my ear so goddamn fast.
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WILD
Bianca, I out loud screamed when Tobias kissed Rachel. I specifically remember reading some of these books in 2002/3 for the first time so I have easily waited almost two goddamn decades to see my children SMOOCH.
Also I 100% would also completely desecrate a yeerk’s sanity with Shakespeare OR Hemingway’s entire short story collection. They would crawl out of my ear so goddamn fast.